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Sold As:
22 Ounce bottles
Net contents:
22 fluid ounces of Malt, Hops, Yeast, and water.
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Imperial Stout
A doggone good stout!
Alcohol 8.2% by volume
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Unlimited
Release
Having downed his forth Imperial Stout of theay, the wild
eyed charlatan from Voldvostogniaky belched and hollered
for the Czarina to enter his chamber and bend herself
to his will. The economy was a wreck and revolt was just
around the corner. Nicky the Czar dude was off playing
soldier like any pale nobleman wioth a hemorrphagic skin
condition would. Such were the final days of the old empire.
Reactionary, decadent, sputnik, stroganoff, wierd, and
drunk. But even as the proletariat countryside labored
under inhuman conditions and a threat of being sent to
futile war in the east, they wisely took the time to slam
back an Imperial Stout or two. After all, life can be
a real "suka", as they say in the old country.
Big, black, bourgeois, bolshoy, belligerent, buxom, and
scary - this is our version of the chaotic end of an era
in a bottle.
Thanks for your trust, and as always:Think
Globally, Drink Locally!!
Say "LAH-GOO-KNEE-TUSS"
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Copyright 2001,
Lagunitas
Brewing Company, Beer
Speaks, People Mumble
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